Welcome to the wacky world of the Backlash personnel.

What do these guys like doing? What makes them tick? Does anyone really care?

Lets have an intimate look at each member:

	ASH RIDLEY Founder member, Monstrous loud megabasstreble guitarist and singer, a Backlash stalwart if ever there were one. Ash enjoys repairing computers, sex, playing with computers, sex, role playing games, sex, Games Workshop Games (& other tabletop war stuff) crap comedy such as Monty python, and all things irrelevant. He also enjoys sex and playing the guitar. The aborigines call him Jabadabdardedar du, which means: If you want to be in a band, join someone else's. Ash is a self confessed computer game addict
ANDY THOMAS One word sums up Andy - BIG. Big man, Big hair (in an eccentric professor Dr. Emmett Brown type way), Big car, Big Bass - but, more importantly, BIG beer consumption. Yes, Andy is the beer monster. He is also into the classic metal bands of the 80's - His influences range from old bands like Saxon, to new names like Metallica, with names such as Ruddles, Flowers, Boddingtons and many others. Andy also enjoys breaking computers - needless to say, Ash is Andy's BIGGEST fan (see - that word again). Once employed as a soil tester, Andy got to touch sticky brown smelly substances - perhaps he means soiled trousers? Andy is the oldest member and the biggest, surprisingly. Andy is also a computer game & Games Workshop Stuff fan.
f	NEIL RIDLEY A founder member who eventually decided life was too short not to be in this band. Neil reclaimed the bands drumstool after a three year exodus from the band. Although the kit is smaller, that hard solid layer with the crispy centre still remains - If the band were a house, this man would be the foundation, downstairs toilet and patio extension. Neil enjoys video games (especially old coin-op conversions), company cars, normal clothes, large salaries and night-clubs!! His pool playing is also getting better, and he goes to the gym once a week. At one point he was the only member of the short hair brigade - but rock music is not like that any more, is it?
JAMIE "VIV" COX Careful to avoid using "CK" instead of "X" at the end of his surname, JVC (don't they make videos?), is the relative new guy. Having replaced previous normalbloke NICK! in February 97. Jamie quickly proved himself to be totally mad. What a guy! Jamie uses talcum powder live on stage, enjoyed shopping at Robert Griegs (once Andover's premier foodstore), and he once bought a magazine in Italy which was crap! Still, nice Pizzas. Still finding his feet, which is strange because being the youngest member he hasn't had long to forget them. The only member of the band without computerised technology, so we can say whatever we want about him and he'll never know!!!! (Although did let him look at it....once - Ash)

Well, now you know who they are and what they do. Life just doesn't get any more exciting than this. Don't forget to enter our exciting "Meet Backlash" competition, where the lucky winner gets to feel our meat - from the inside! This competition is open to all stunning blonde women (England residents only). Our decision is final (because we ain't stupid).

DISCLAIMER

It should be noted that this page was written by Neil, with minor modifications by each member (when he put something down we REALLY didn't like) which explains the rather negative opinion of Monty Python (amongst other things) - Ash.

P.S There is no "Meet Backlash" Competition sorry to disappoint you (although that isn't to say there won't ever be one)